The Twan and Bergy Show

We’re back…..sort of…we like to take these lil hiatus’ to keep yall on yer toes….we rock Stubbs on Skype which came out awesome and talk about all kinds of shit…he had a limo-load full of whores on their way a birthday party…and they were hot….Gman will be back soon as he got his pizza delivery job back, Jonas can’t wait to get back on and pontificate about his Mad Maxx quest….more on that later…for now, enjoy the show…its a 2 parter.  Oh..please excuse the obnoxiusly loud intro I did…I just threw the MacBook Pro on my front seat and kinda yelled at it…mann that onboard mic is sensitive…so I warn you now..adjust your speakers accordingly.  Sorry.

 

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Berg’s wacked “news” and Twan’s innability to organize his sound files is the theme of this show, the boys rock a Skype session and use Call Recorder, neat lil program that makes perfect, latent free, Skype recorded shows.

 

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The namesake of the show, our boy Noah “NOSAC” joins the show and contributes….ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO THE CONVERSATION…..THE STONED FUCK THAT HE IS…tsk tsk tsk….

 

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Part 2 of the first Twan and Bergy Show of 2008….get in,get on……Highly recommend Slash’s autobiography, SLASH…a great rockumentary read.

 

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Twan and Bergy rock the mics for the first time in 2008, they do a Skype show initiated from Twan’s house of pain. Bergy sounds great, I can’t seem to figure out how to get rid of my echo…any help? Recording using AudioHijack Pro and Skype….Anyway…listen in as we watch the Steelers play the Jags, comment on that, books, TV, movies and the primaries.

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Another daily blast by Twan while he works…

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Me on the mic solo, just giving updates and tidbits of whats going on with me and Bergy. Try to call Bergy on Skype,talk about the new MacBook Pro set up and stuff. More of these to come once the system is up and running like a mofo.

Things on the list…a little rejuvenation of the NoSac brand, including logo and marketing enhancements.

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Anyone who says they like this time of year over the summer is completely bullshitting you.  I live in southern Ma. Over the weekend we got about 2 feet of snow, then sleet, then rain and now its 18 degrees out, do the math…its the fucking frozen tundra out there, might as well live in Siberia.  You walk out to warm your car up or scrap off the ice, you slip and fall on the black ice that accumulates EVERY night from now until March, then you can’t open your car door becuase its FUCKING FROZEN STUCK….WTF kind of bullshit is that. The 3+ hours of snow blowing and shoveling heavy slush and then the chipping of the ice underneath…fuuuck that. This weather is good ONLY if you are on ski vacation…thats it, for the rest of the world that has to get up and trudge to work every day it couldn’t suck more.  I’m not going to even get into the driving aspect living in this area when the weather is bad….its suck x 100.  Fortunately for me I don’t have to commute at the moment.  I work from home as a freelance graphic designer. But for my wife who is a traveling Physical Therapist it sucks, getting in and out of her car in this horse shit frozen crap sucks and I feel sorry for her. So if you say you love the winter, your full of shit unless you live on a ski mountain or work from home!  LOL

Oh, and fuck the weather people that spin these forcasts, “oooo, we’re still below the national average..” FUCK YOU, “its going to be cold, but not as cold as other places” FUCK YOU, “its going to snow 3 days in a row, but be sunny on the frontside and backside of it” FUCK YOU….bunchya rating whore spin doctors….

Nuff weather rant for now, busy week to get ready for….lots of work and shopping to get done.

My urk of the month, that we’ll hopefully talk about on the next show is this Rachael Ray chick…who the fuck is she and were the fuck did she come from? All of a sudden I’m getting asked if I want to try her fucking cinnamon latte or some shit at Dunkin Donuts in the mornings…hey Rachael…shut the fuck up, get your tough-chick, Leah Remini wanna-be, face off my Dunkin Donuts menu and stop having my Dunkin Donuts girls to ask me if I want your shit ass flavors…..jeeez.

Quck Hits:

Bergy is still looking for Mrs. 3%, he can only date 3% of the population, we’ll expound on this.

I’m trying to avoid winter boredom without spending alot of money.

Stay tuned….

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Here we are again.  Like fruit flies, we just won’t go away while there’s  rotten fruit around…and that rotten fruit is stupid fuckin people…you meet all kinds, all shapes, all sizes everyday….Bergy and I are just going to tell you about a few of our experiences….in this lovely episode we talk about Bergy’s latest relationship culmination…yes folks he has ended another relationship that caused him to stray from the safety of the NOSAC boundries, tsk, tsk, tsk…when is he gonna learn that he can find solice here, the warmth of a good old fashioned truth session, that this is home for him, and like Dorothy once said, you never truely ever leave home.  Maybe someday huh pal? LOL.  Come on in and listen to us bullshit about nothing and everything all at once…we end with a smashing cover of Pink Floyds, Wish You Were Here….having just come back from seeing Aussie Floyd at BU here in Boston, it was a must play….give us a listen, its 50 minutes of your life you won’t only never get back, but also 50 minutes that you’ll never forget….!!! 

We have a 13 minute video of this podcast too, I’ll try and post that next.

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