Archive for December, 2007

Yearly Weather Rant

Monday, December 17th, 2007

Anyone who says they like this time of year over the summer is completely bullshitting you.  I live in southern Ma. Over the weekend we got about 2 feet of snow, then sleet, then rain and now its 18 degrees out, do the math…its the fucking frozen tundra out there, might as well live in Siberia.  You walk out to warm your car up or scrap off the ice, you slip and fall on the black ice that accumulates EVERY night from now until March, then you can’t open your car door becuase its FUCKING FROZEN STUCK….WTF kind of bullshit is that. The 3+ hours of snow blowing and shoveling heavy slush and then the chipping of the ice underneath…fuuuck that. This weather is good ONLY if you are on ski vacation…thats it, for the rest of the world that has to get up and trudge to work every day it couldn’t suck more.  I’m not going to even get into the driving aspect living in this area when the weather is bad….its suck x 100.  Fortunately for me I don’t have to commute at the moment.  I work from home as a freelance graphic designer. But for my wife who is a traveling Physical Therapist it sucks, getting in and out of her car in this horse shit frozen crap sucks and I feel sorry for her. So if you say you love the winter, your full of shit unless you live on a ski mountain or work from home!  LOL

Oh, and fuck the weather people that spin these forcasts, “oooo, we’re still below the national average..” FUCK YOU, “its going to be cold, but not as cold as other places” FUCK YOU, “its going to snow 3 days in a row, but be sunny on the frontside and backside of it” FUCK YOU….bunchya rating whore spin doctors….

Nuff weather rant for now, busy week to get ready for….lots of work and shopping to get done.

Whats happenin…

Wednesday, December 5th, 2007

My urk of the month, that we’ll hopefully talk about on the next show is this Rachael Ray chick…who the fuck is she and were the fuck did she come from? All of a sudden I’m getting asked if I want to try her fucking cinnamon latte or some shit at Dunkin Donuts in the mornings…hey Rachael…shut the fuck up, get your tough-chick, Leah Remini wanna-be, face off my Dunkin Donuts menu and stop having my Dunkin Donuts girls to ask me if I want your shit ass flavors…..jeeez.

Quck Hits:

Bergy is still looking for Mrs. 3%, he can only date 3% of the population, we’ll expound on this.

I’m trying to avoid winter boredom without spending alot of money.

Stay tuned….

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